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collegehumor:

These Wasps Are Evil Geniuses

Welp, I guess everyone’s just gonna have to burn to death.







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meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job

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nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

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