Welp, I guess everyone’s just gonna have to burn to death.
last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myselfupdate: I got the job
you are not fat
you have fat
you also have fingernails
you are not fingernail