I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
Following back and giving out random promos today!!
Idk about you guys, but it looks like she only has one boob…
i wonder how i’m gonna die. will i be shot because they’re jealous of my massive penis? car crash because i’m distracted by my massive penis? die of old age, i have a massive penis
“don’t tell anyone what I just told you” they say
“I won’t tell anyone” I reply, as I copy and paste the entire conversation to my best friend